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The act of putting a whole bag of fritos in alligator shit and eating the fritos as if the shit was guacamole.
I saw an alligator and decided to make Florida Fritos
Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel
Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida
It's when you dehydrate yourself and piss on a neighbor during a sunny Florida day. Typically the pisser does this from a high area such as a roof. The hot yellow piss will resemble sun rays as it flies through the air and into your neighbors eyes.
I hear Paul got Florida sun beamed again. Apparently he's pissed off a lot of people after talking to the police.
A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.
Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.
Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.
The Florida Firefighter is the sexual act involving 2 muscular men and 3 or more people around a campfire. The two “firefighters” will pee and cum in the direction of the fire while also aiming towards the peoples face and body.
The party was crazy last night. We even started doing the Florida Firefighter with everyone at the party.
A sexual act that has the cleaning of a man’s urethra with a Dollar Store pipe cleaner
Oh man that Florida Pipe Cleaner was much needed tonight Steve
The crescent shaped area of the back of your neck that isn’t covered by your shirt or buff. 99% chance of getting skin cancer in the ring.
By the time hank was 45 his Florida ring of death looked like the thing from fantastic 4