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Gavin: bruh is she driving to florida with you
aidan: yeah bro were gunna do it so hard
David: Bruh are driving to florida with her
Jaiah: yeah bro were gunna do Iit so hard
University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.
Home of the Crack heads, meth heads, and pit heads.
Oh, youre a drug dealer. You must be from Fountain Florida.
This is when you have a punk rock chic with a shaved head and she is begging to be T-Bagged. You simply come up from behind her....then , You have tilt her head back slightly while looking up at you. While you as dropping your balls on her face and in her mouth you gently release a solid turd across the top of her bald head from ear to ear. You have just given FLORIDA HEADPHONES
Man, dude...last night that chic wanted to T-Bag her and dip my balls in her mouth... so I did ...but decided she needed some FLORIDA HEADPHONES. She loved it
The act of giving oral to your heavily lipped female partner On a hot summers night after she has spent the full day running around.
Why does Victor look so mad? Dude, it cause Linda gave him a Florida roastbeef sandwich without him knowing