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Noun: A beer bottle thrown from a moving vehicle typically at another moving vehicle or individual/group of individuals.
I saw the SOB that stole my surfboard so I launched a Florida missle at him!
When an individual wipes their butt with tissue paper, then proceeds to stick the tissue paper on the wall of the bathroom.
“Hey did you see that Florida post-it note in the locker room, this morning?”
The act of putting a whole bag of fritos in alligator shit and eating the fritos as if the shit was guacamole.
I saw an alligator and decided to make Florida Fritos
reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.
"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.
I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
A holiday on April 3, where Florida men supposedly reach their max power.
Tread carefully on April 3......
"Yo man, Florida Day is tomorrow"
Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel
Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida
A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95
"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."