managed out to earth

When a junior VC gets booted / managed out of their firm and finds a regular product, ops, strategy role and joins the rest of Silicon Valley plebeians

Caroline: What happened to Vikram? He stopped posting IG stories of Europe?

Kevin: oh he got managed out to earth by a16z. Seems like he’s a growth PM at Smartsheet now

Who on earth cares?

When someone really doesn't care what you're talking about, so they decide to not listen AT ALL WHATSOEVER, THEN THEY SAY, "Who on earth cares?" and then just stomp away.

"Hey, do you know what a magnetic field is?"
"Who on earth cares?!?!" *Stomps away*

round earth

A fantasy world

Person 1: u know the we living on a round Earth
Person 2: nigga wtf

Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu

The most over powered weapon a human can possibly use. I.E. a form of divine torture

John used Earth Style Fanged Pursuit Jutsu to tramitase the nazi

Earth's little brother

Mars is Earth's little brother planet.

Robots are exploring Earth's little brother.

Earth died so badly

son: daddy?
dad: not now son.
early teen son: dad.
dad: Son!
Smoker son: Earth died so badly dude..
Mars: Yeah bro hey who is that?
Smoker son: Idk man

so "Earth died so badly" means our earth end up and world doom day started ex.2 You just died

Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important

What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?