on your jays

By yourself, similar to on your bill, used in the Dizzee rascal song "fix up look sharp"

"Don't feel dazed when I catch you on your jays"

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your maw

glaswegian slang word for your mum.
for example:

"you're a cock sucker."
"so's your maw"

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your mom

(1) The comeback to all of those witty insults that people choose to throw at you. often used in conjuction with your face.

(2) Great in awkward situations and when you can't think of anything to say...

(1) Dude 1: yea, my brother's going to college in a couple weeks
Dude 2: YEA, well your mom goes to college!
Dude 1: uh...YOUR FACE goes to college!
Dude 2: thats low dude. YOUR MOM'S FACE goes to college!
Dude 1: WELL YOUR MOM'S FACE GOES TO COLLEGE!!!
Dude 2: dude. that really is low.
Dude 1: PWNED

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your guys's

The possessive form of you guys.

"I know that in your guys's official bio from Warner that it says you would tour with anyone because your music touches so many genres."
-LP Web, pushmeaway.com

"I still have about 30 lbs to lose, which I would love to lose in 3 months..and after reading all your guys's stories I have gained even more motivation"
-Megan, Age 14, female (blubberbuster.com)

"Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?"
-Napoleon Dynamite

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Your Mom

Your mom is a large overweight woman in her mid to late fifties. She often can be found in a prone position or on her knees, performing sexual favors for her childrens friends. Her vaginal cavity is often quite wide and in some cases filled with bats or spider's webs. A very permiscuous woman, she is often the target of many comical antidotes and other insults.

Your Mom is a fat slut man did you know that.

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your breath

Fighting words when refering to ones distance when fierce words are spoken. Circa 1997.

Yo, get out of my face. Your breath!

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Your period

Rolling around in absolute death

Are you on your period?

Yes I've been rolling around in death almost aaallll day *sob*

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