Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or behind some trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is most likely needed after )
Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).
If you like this game you enjoy getting anally raped by dudes who are twice your size. This game is so bad that even EA couldn’t compete.
Holy shit, this game is almost worse than the forest
A series by Tumblr users Monowott & Fancy Chubby Cat revolving around stories & games from their childhood.
"Forest Mansion is some weird & confusing shit."
A large overgrown section of any urban park, where it is both shady because of the dense tree coverage and because of the almost certain illegal activities taking place there.
Person 1: Wanna go to Prospect Park?
Person 2: Hell yeah! We going to Shady Forest.
Person 1: If there aren't any police around, okay!
Person 3: Where are you guys going?
Person 2: Nowhere.
If you live up in Forest Falls, you’re pretty cool and very hardcore. Located in the San Bernardino National Forest, it is truly exciting and unique community. Mostly old retired people live up there, but occasionally you’ll meet younger folks. The people are chill and like it up in their mountain home. They deal with bears and various other assortment of creatures and respect nature and wildlife. So, don’t abuse nature around them! They ALWAYS commute, so don’t even try to complain about how traffic sucks or how long you have to drive. Don’t complain about they weather around them, it makes them feel awkward when you say, “Oh it’s so cold, it’s 40 degrees!” They know what r e a l cold weather is like. Forest Falls residents are very helpful and kind. They work as a team, protecting eachother and looking out for one another. If there’s a fire, your neighbor will have your back. If there’s a flood, a neighbor is ready to help. A bear broke into your home? Your neighbor saw and notified you. If you have a Forest Falls friend, keep them close to hand. They will always be there for you and perhaps even let you hang out with them in the snow watching bears and squirrels. Don’t expect them to be able to keep up watching Netflix or something on the internet, the WiFi is
R E A L L Y slow, since they live smack dab in the middle of a Forest.
“Oh she lives in Forest Falls, that’s so cool! I wish I could stay up there forever!”
“How long does it take for you to drive to work everyday? Oh you’re retired? That’s cool.”
“Did you see the latest show? Oh yeah, that’s right, you live in Forest Falls there is no internet.”