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A popular tradition that has spread through certain parts of the UK, that involves replacing the common 'fish and chips' on a friday, with a curry.
It originated in Birmingham, and today is followed religiously by many British citizens.
Me: What's for dinner?
Mum: Are you serious?!!?!?!?! It's Curry Friday! Don't ask stupid questions..
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The feel good song you play full blast on the way home from work on a Friday afternoon that gets you in the mood for the weekend.
that's an awesome tune, it should be the Friday Song this week!!
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Can be shortened to HF.
Similar to saying Happy Birthday.
I'm so glad today is Friday and am gonna have weekend off work!
Co workers:Good Morning...
Co worker: Morning...
Me: Happy Friday
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The result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. The day before the end of the short week is practical Friday. If the week ends Wednesday, Wednesday is practical Friday.
Guy: Wanna hang out tonight?
Girl: I can't, it's Wednesday
Guy: yeah we can! It's practical Friday!
Girl: Ohh... um I had plans.
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The day after Thanksgiving in the US, and typially considered the busiest shopping day of the year. The term "black" is said to come from a large number companies that don't generate profits until that Friday, when they swing from the red into the black.
Disney exec: If we don't boost sales, we'll stay in the red and lose our bonuses!
Other VPs: don't worry, the day after thanksgiving we'll sell enough crap to get into the black.
exec: Thank God for Black Friday!
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The single greatest day known to man. Period.
Mr Lynch was wearing some solid cargo shorts on DGAF Friday.
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First created by the Ancient Romans, it was a customary day of celebration known as "Ora Officium deis Veneris." The weekly celebration honors the 'rim job,' or the act of licking another's butthole. Rim Job parties are customary in more modern times, and have become more well known, especially during the past few years. The once weekly holiday has become a daily festivity: RJ Mondays, RJ Tuesdays, RJ Wednesdays, RJ Thursdays, RJ Saturdays, and RJ Sundays are now celebrated worldwide. The leader of the movement, under the alias "Imma Eshol" has transformed the once obscure holiday into a nationwide phenomenon. Barack Obama, current President of the United States, was quoted as saying of the holiday, "Yes, I love RJ Day, Fridays in particular. Nothing gets you going quite like someone eating your asshole. It's incredible."
Person 1: Hey, guess what day it is!
Person 2: I dunno, Easter?
Person 1: Guess again...
Person 2: RJ Friday, I can't believe I forgot! Wasn't yesterday RJ Day?
Person 1: Yeah, and the day before that...now that you think about it, don't we always celebrate RJ Day?
Person 2: Damn right. I love it when bitches eat my asshole.
Person 1: Amen to that.
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