Emo Fruit

Is a particular rare breed of emo who only eats blood oranges due to its obvious connotation of blood, death and all things gruesome.

No I'm too misunderstood, I'm just on an emo fruit diet.

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fruit denial

When a flirtatious woman uses verbiage to sexually arouse another person, knowing damn well she never really intends to have intercourse with that individual. Synonymous with cock tease.

Jim: At lunch Tonya told me that she has had several MMF threesomes with other guys. I think she is totally hot, and just about jizzed my pants when she told me that. Do you think I have a chance to score with her?

Bill: Cool your hormones, Jim. Tonya is just winding you up for a severe case of fruit denial, because she doesn’t give up her pussy to anyone around here. We've all tried.

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frat fruit

A frat fruit is a frat boy who lives a secret life of fudge packing or gayness

that fucking frat fruit was fucking his pledges

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Fruit Booters

Someone who wishes they could skateboard but are too retarted so they put on roller skates and try to fit in with skateboarders.Unfortanately rollerblading is easy and is to gay to be done at a skatepark and should be done only in the middle of the interstate.

Man I wish these fruit booters would get out of the way and quit trying to do a 900 into a gayslide on a ledge.

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Fresh Fruit

The close affiliation of those blessed into the Fresh Fruit cartel. Constituted by members possessing supernatural blunt rolling aptitude, who are commonly found in the nosebleeds. In fruit they trust.

Raspberries is Fresh Fruit.

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fruit rollup

When a woman (or man) takes a flavored condom off a penis with their teeth from the base.

Dude did you hear that Lawrence is into fruit rollups now?

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Grape fruited

The act of penetration so deep into the human anus that the result is a overly expanded ass hole resembling the size of a grape fruit.

Dude, I totally just "grape fruited" that bitch last night!

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