a grumpy gabe is a person who is always upset and always wants to ruin other people's days
Person 1: wow that girl is so cute
Person 2: um don't you have a boyfriend
Person 1: don't be such a grumpy gabe
an overall uncircumcized small rat dick having male, who often gets declined because of his fish smelling penis
ew! you got a gabe fraga on yo bum ass.
Absolute Party Animal. Typically the medic in any circumstance. Severe Alcoholic
Gabe-o grab the "morphine" I'm not buzzed enough to play soft.
Bunker ting-tings love to play with fire, they will obsessively poke around in a campfire while wearing the face of someone who may or may not have psychopathic tendencies. They are very reclusive and may disappear without reason or explanation. They can be friendly and fun to be around at times, but then suddenly become sullen and silent, and may try to listen to music in the middle of a social gathering. His friends may or may not send obnoxious texts just to interrupt his musical repose.
Having a Bunker ting-ting Gabe is necessary to have a good campfire
"hey arson i have a question,"
"yeah?"
"whos gabes mom?"
"oh, its jackie"
when the perc hits so hard you wake up at a random place around the fucking globe
*wakes up in the rocky mountains*
oh nawh im neva AND IM MEAN NEVA EVA taking anymore of gabes percs dawg 💀