big german

A slang term used when talking about someone taking a poop

"Hello"

"Hey, whats up?"

"Nothing really, is Conrad home?"

"Just give him a minute, he's taking a big german"

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angry german

Cranstin. Everybody knows that!

Cranstin is an angry German!

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German Muffin

The girl eats sausage while the guy goes down on her "muffin"

I'm so full. I downed three sausages while we did the German muffin .

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german skateboard

also known as the fingerboard, like a tech deck, but greater quality and amazing craftmans ship

do you like my new german skateboard? its the latest fingerboard technology.

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German Oven

A large oven of the walk in variety, unlike a standard wall oven a german oven has standing room for many Slavs, Jews, gypsies and homosexuals

There was room for many Mondays in the german oven

The german oven had lots of room to clear out the ghetto

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german pineapple

When a man stick his dick in a pile of shit shoves it in the women's ass then shoves it her vagina and the women licks the mans penis while it's still covered in shit

You really gave me a great German pineapple last night Justin

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German goodbye

In Germany while saying goodbye you then proceed to punch said person in the gut, groin, or face with the full fury of mein fuher. May be followed by words like "shcnell!!" Or "nein!!". A tradition since the Nazi regime

Nazi superior: and this is how we say goodbye in Germany, Indiana Jones....

(Punches him in stomach)

Traditional German goodbye

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