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Someone who has no issue criticizing others, often to an extreme extent, but gets extremely defensive when he is under criticism.
He’s a glass cannon critic, which is why we hate him.
To hit someone over the head with a bottle.
Boxer Dereck Chisora being hit over the head with a bottle by rival David Haye. Derek said "He glassed me!"
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When an individual, or a group of individuals, press their naked buttocks against a window, preferably a restaurant or somewhere where there are many patrons to shock.
Did you see the faces of the diners at the coffee shop when they saw Joe's pressed ham on glass?
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When you find that dick that just fits so well that it damn near brings you to tears.
Girl, I can’t quit him. He got that glass slipper dick.
In the US Air Force the eyeglasses issued are thick, black-horned-rimmed eyeglasses that are so ugly, they make the person wearing them equally unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of them impregnating or getting impregnated.
I was in Air Force basic training when they issued me my birth control glasses.
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1) Horn rimmed or otherwise very nerdy eye glasses, typically characterized as something worn by librarians, naughty secretaries, or US Vice Presidential candidates.
2) Perceived by some to be the modern day equivalent of "F Me Pumps," especially when worn by extraordinarily beautiful professional women who are smart, funny and successful.
"I'm wearing my Tina Fey Glasses so I'll look extra hot at the party tonight!"
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The result of sand being super heated and pressurized by a nuclear blast.
Iran circa 2012 will be a glass parking lot
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