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An invisible pair of goggles (similar to beer goggles) that find their way onto the face of every heterosexual male at Full Sail University. They make unattractive girls look better than they should.
Scientists say that Full Sail goggles were developed because of the 87 to 13 guy to girl ratio at Full Sail University.
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When a male takes his testicles and places them ever so gently over the bridge of a womans nose so the testicles cover both eyes.
It is very hard to see when you are wearing the Arabian Spy Goggles.
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This condition is similar to beer goggles, it infects law students of all grade level who attempt to start over in their search for romance.
This often leads to "settling" or hooking up with members of ones class who are not attractive.
Because of the limited hotness that law school presents this beer goggle effect is multiplied by 3 in law school.
Law Student: Hey man, I have been talking to Tracy, she is dime.
Law Students Friend: Man, you must have law school goggles, Tracy is a 3.
Law Student: I think I'm in love.
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When testicles are placed in the eye sockets. One testicle must be placed in each eye socket while the recipient is sleeping.
I will administer the Arabian night goggles to Nate in Washington.
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adj or n: the inclination or action of a historically or self-identified queer individual to seek or make sexual advances towards a person who is biologically of the opposite sex/gender while intoxicated or inebriated; comparable to beer goggles
Yo, that girl Linda has never fucked a man but when we out at the club and she's faded, she's up on all kinds of men...must be the straight goggles.
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The execution of defecating into goggles (most common brands will work) and securing them tightly over your love partner's face unexpectedly during intercourse. Symptoms are pink-eye, temporary blindness and aggression.
German accent: "How would you feel if I told you I gave your girlfriend shiza goggles, nahahaha."
"Damn girl those shiza goggles must've been expensive!"
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The fact that females in North Dakota appear more attractive than they really are because of the shortage of women in the general population.
"That chick is super hot! Deff the hottest girl in this bar."
"Eh you just got your North Dakota goggles on. That chick would barely be a '7' back home."