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A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.
*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.
* (Names have been changed)
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The President of the united states since 2000
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When someone's hair is so bad it looks like a horses tail
See that girl over there she got some major horse hair
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an 8-legged horse
a horse with 8 legs
I was camping last week and there was this horse. It was a white horse. I thought it was a normal horse. And then I saw that it had 8 legs. So papi say "THAT IS NOT A NORMAL HORSE! THAT IS A OCTO-HORSE!" And so I say "I want one."
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One who punches horses while heavily intoxicated.
Lee Aikon punched a Police Horse in new orleans on his birthday.
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Lee Hit that horse in the butt, therefore he is a Horse PUncher.
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a figurative horse that gets patted for each compliment--but when the compliment repeats itself too much, the horse gets beaten
Dude! Stop telling me how cool Bruce Cambell is, you're beating his compliment horse to death.
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porn horse is a horse who is a rapist and he/she has sex with other animals and humans.
i was walking through the woods and out of the bushes came a porn horse to rape me.
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