I fucking love science

Code for "I know jack shit about science, but I'm all in for bandwagonning on whatever science trend is hot on social media."

"Trans women are women because I fuckimg love science."

"Ivermectin is useless horse dewormer paste because I fucking love science."

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i fucking love you

affectionate slang for I Love You.

I fucking love you. I fucking love you honey. I fucking heart u.

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i will love you forever

usually said by a dude, while going out.
usually a lie. usually believed though. usually ends in heart break. the average forever has always lasted three and 25/30 monthes (about a hundred days)
happens to all of us... we usually know it is a lie but are trapped in believing. then we get the name of a silly girl

week of going out(dude): baby i will love you forever and a day more trust me.
silly girl: forever?
dude: forever and a day more.
silly girl: awh babe i love you too forever!

three months later

dude: uhm we need to talk
silly girl(smiling): yeah i just was about to call you.
dude: i hope you wont be mad... i hope we can still be friends but...
silly girl(hectic):what... what are you saying?
dude: i think we should break up.

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i still love you

when you are trying to break up with someone but you dont want to hurt their feelings. Usually followed by : its not you, its me and you will always have a place in my heart.

i still love you but...

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I Love you so much you mean the world to me

No explanation for this either

Me:I Love you so much you mean the world to me

Abby: stfu you moron

I love atsushi from the hit anime bungo stray dogs

I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI I LOVE ATSUSHI

I LOVE ATSUSHI FROM THE HIT ANIME BUNGO STRAY DOGS!1!1!1;

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I love you more than a dog loves people food

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...

Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

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