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In Long Island, there is a town called Farmingdale. Well guess what? IT'S STUPID! Farmingdale is the most fakest town you will ever come across if your life. Every boy plays a sport, and if you don't you'll be called fat or teased about. Every girl is all stuck up and snobby, wearing all their "rich" clothes. They tend to all act the same and pretend to be something they're not. No body else is their own person here. People tease you for the tiniest flaws in Farmingdale, that you didn't even know you had!
Girl #1: OHMYGOD LOOK HOW BIG THAT GIRLS NOSE IS!
Girl #2: OHMYGOD I KNOW, YOU COULD LAND A PLANE ON THAT THING! AND WHAT'S UP WITH HER JACKET?
Girl #3: She must be poor. She doesn't belong here in farmingdale, new york...
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Has nothin to do wit us nyc goers (bx stand up). Upstate new york actually starts after southern westchester. The Bronx used to be part of westchester. So, westchester couldn't possibly be upstate. Not that I care because Westchester is a shithole just like every other place outside of city walls. The only places in westchester that get respect from me (they aren't in the "westchester shithole" category) are: Mount Vernon, Yonkers, and maybe white plains.
Jesus Christ Northern westchester really is upstate new york, i went on a trip to Chappaqua and i saw a moose!!
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A mountainous version of the Midwest. Country life at its worst. Upstate is very distinctive looking from other similar areas (Western Pennsylvania, the Midwest, New England) and it all looks exactly the same.
Two places upstate 50 miles apart look more like each other than two places in Yonkers two BLOCKS apart.
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The most embarrassing NHL team. Many of their fans also root for the Yankees, so naturally they have the same elitist attitude, despite having a quarter of their success. Seriously. They've been around for nearly 100 years, and have only won 4 Stanley Cups, and only one of those has come since World War II. They play in the soulless void known as Madison Square Garden, which is filled almost entirely by corporate suits and celebrities, because tickets are too expensive for regular people to afford. Yet, because they play in Manhattan, they are the NHL's darlings, getting an absurd amount of national TV broadcasts, and being gifted the easiest rebuild in NHL history. Their Stanley Cup win in 1994 is constantly replayed as if it's the greatest moment in NHL history, and Mark Messier is treated as if he's on the same level as Gretzky. The only one of New York's "older brother" teams that has been less successful than their local rivals.
The New York Rangers are a disgrace compared to the Devils and Islanders
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a small town in central new york
known for its crappy volunteer fire department, massive amount of snow fall in the winter(best for snowmobiling), Vanessa's bar, shitty school system, and to kids of neighboring towns its known for happy valley state park because its the best place to go drinking and not get caught
williamstown new york sucks harry monkey balls!!
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Occurs when a black male causes problems between a couple white males at an NYC club. They take it outside, a fight starts where the black male gets beat down by the white males. The black male is then tied to a tree and has his mouth duct taped. Shortly after, one of the white males returns with a 20 piece bucket of Colonel Sanders finest KFC chicken, eat the entire bucket infront of the black male and then shove the bones up his ass.
Guy 1: Last night was unreal, what happened to your buddy again?
Guy 2: he got his ass kicked by these guys and they gave him the New York Nightmare
Guy 1: well i guess hell never eat KFC again
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Anything north of White Plains.
People who live above White Plains are obese toothless hicks who live in a boring provincial area and have never seen the lights of the big city.
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