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The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.
Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?
A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.
Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.
(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.
(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.
We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.
Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".
A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.
noun; the act of cuddling after sexual intercourse without washing the genitals and/or bed linens.
"The difference between having sex and making love is the mayonnaise spoon."
"The hooker I paid for last night charged me extra for the mayonnaise spoon."
"Mayonnaise spoons show your partner how much you care for them."
When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be
“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
You cuddle your partner but subtly slip you penis into their arse
Me and Maria did the dirty spoon last night