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the excrutiating pain a man receives when his balls swell to the size of coconuts because of lack of sex, unfinished bjs, and just not cummin when he knows he should.
Cure: JUST WACK IT MAN!! or get your woman to help you out and do the job right. It's that simple to make the horrible pain go away.
note to all women,
NEVER NEVER NEVER give your man blue balls...its the worse pain he will ever feel in his life and he never deserves it...well, almost never...
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Of or relating to wage earners, especially as a class, whose jobs are performed in work clothes and often involve manual labor.
Have you seen Jeff Foxworthy's "The Blue Collar Comedy Tour"? It is hilarious! I nearly wet my pants laughing so hard!
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When you have that feeling that you are about to sneeze, so you make the stupid face like you are about to orgasm, and you sit there and wait, and wait, maybe stare at the sun or do a couple quick sniffles hoping to hurry the sneeze up.... and then you lose it. And it hurts and it sucks and your life is ruined.
Yo dog I felt a little tickle right above my sick moustache so I prepared myself for this epic sneeze, I mean I had on my O-face, lookin up in the sky just waitin for the magic to happen, and then.... nothing. I got blue nose!
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I just took a tab of blue cheer
I was tripping so hard on blue cheer the other day
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n. term for splashback from a portable restroom. Used with dump and jump or hover
I layer the bottom of the toilet with tp to help prevent blue ass.
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Uber GILF of the 21st century. She was the oldest known porn star.
Hey have you wanked to the newest Blue Iris video? I think she dies in the end.
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An Older Cougar, don't let the blue hair fool you, she can still bite. Not to mistaken for the regular cougar, there may be snow on the roof but a fire burns inside.
The blue cougar is taking her man candy to the country club. She want's to ride him hard and put him away wet.
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