bricks for brains

someone who is very stupid, often used as a joke

cassie you have bricks for brains

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monkey brains

When you pull ur nut-sack out of ur pants/shorts while keeping ur dick in ur pants, thus makeing them look like a monkeys brain

"Hey billy, wanna see some monkey brains?" "sure why not"..........."EEEEWWWWWWW THATS UR BALLS!"

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dur-brain

Someone that is so dumb that all you feel like responding to them any time they speak is "dur".

You're such a dur-brain.

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brain food

1. Food that allegedly improves the functions of the brain. Example: fish (Omega 3 fatty acids)
2. Food that resembles a brain (less popular)

Fish is really great brain food - it can improve brain functions especially in children.

Walnut meat looks like a brain and it helps the brain function - double brain food!

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Shit for brains

A nickname one of my Drill Instructor gave me.

Sgt. McCallum: Shit for Brains, what's your 10th general order?

Me: Sir, I..I mean this Recruit does not remember, Sir!

Sgt. McCallum: WHY YOU STUPID FUCKING INDIVIDUAL, GET ON YOUR FACE AND GIVE ME 25!

Me: Aye Sir!

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my brain

my brain is like a file cabinet we got depression anxiety trauma and anger issues :)

jack: my brain is dogshit

jane: same dude

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Dick on the brain

A reference used to describe a person who constantly thinks about penis.

Rob: "You know Tom, i find he constantly thinks about penis."

Luke: "You could say he has dick on the brain."

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