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An annoying fuck who loves Christmas and pretends like it's Christmas all year round.
Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.
That one little light sitting on the table that makes everyone in the vacinity incredible horny just looking at it and smelling it. Often a romantic scent
The guy went to a Christmas party and sat with his new girlfriend and cuddled with her. He had not planned on doing anything, so they sat and enjoyed eachothers company until they both looked at the cinnamon flavored Christmas Candlelight and they ended up utterly destroying each other.
A small vacuum used in a dorm room.
“I accidentally spilled my fireworks on the floor!”
“You can use the Christmas vacuum to clean them up!”
When one butt cheek is red and then the other is green.
Lance...I see you are sporting your Christmas Butt this holiday.
It is a term for avoiding the use of the lords name in vein, while still expressing yourself
#staywholey
-if you say Jesus Christ you're going to H E double hockey sticks
Jesus Christmas it was smaller on the phone!
The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm
I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend
That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.
Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.