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the duck overlord, but in christmas. he can perform mind control on ducks of all kinds, but in christmas.
The almighty Christmas Ben has accended
A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.
"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
That time after New Years after you've put on 15 or 20 pounds from the holidays in which you plan to lose a large amount of weight, but only get around to losing at most half of that.
John: Well, now that the holidays are over, its time to check into Christmas Rehab.
Liz: Last year I didn't even make it to half of my planned weight, it took me all summer to work it off.
The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday
"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
flipping someone the bird
at christmas
When Jill took the last cookie, Grandma gave her a Christmas wave.
A dick that has been turned into into a candy cane with peppermint lube.
You've been good all year girl; time to take a lick of this Christmas stick.
A cat who loves to celebrate christmas with their friends. These cats often get dressed by humans in different christmas-clothing and they watch christmas-movies and eat christmas-cookies with humans.
Hey! There is a christmas cat in my refridgerator!