Italian Breakup

A breakup like the ones from Jersey Shore; they don't mean anything. Either the couple is destined to get back together and experience the same problems, or they become friends with benefits.

Girl 1: Daisy broke up with Johnny and kissed him right after!
Boy 1: Daisy is fond of Italian breakups...

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italian soccer

The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive

Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks

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italian roulette

like russian roulette but ther are NO bullets in ANY chambers

"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"

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Italian Bulldog

This is when a girls is licking a bulldogs balls while it's eating spaghetti off the floor.

That women sure loves Italian Bulldogs!

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italian mafia

Mafia men (mafiosi) are very dangerous criminals, mostly murderers on their own or on commission. The goal of mafia is power, and they achieve this keeping people in deep fear. If you disagree with a mafioso, you'll die. If not you, any other member of your family will, children included, probably more than one.

Mafia has many different "flavours", according to the region they rule in. Mafia in Sicily, 'Ndrangheta in Calabria, Camorra in Campania, Sacra Corona Unita in Puglia. Despite their local differences, they all act under the same criminality pattern: threats, blackmail and murder, sometimes carnages. Their major monetary income is usually by drug dealership.

Don't mistake italian mafia with italian folklore: they're really different issues. Italian mafia is the worst italian calamity.

Who murdered Falcone and Borsellino? Italian Mafia was, whoever else?

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Italian Guy

An asshole

Kelly: Did you date that Italian guy?

Me: Yeah he was an asshole

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italian boys

Boys who are amazing at sports but no one knows why, boys who are so good looking, boys who are kind of annoying without even trying, but even though there annoying they have a good side that comes out only when around family and close friends. also they make great boyfriends.

“Christine those italian boys is making me fall for him”
“Come on Emma that’s the way italian boys work.”

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