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Character in the Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer. Jacob Black is a werewolf. Bella wants to have his babies. 'nuff said.
This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.
Jacob Black: Does my being half naked bother you?
Fandom: Yes, take the other half off.
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A Hugle who is a Priest and Has a Pointy mohawk. He is Not nihilistic and He is Bagle. Hugle, Hangle, Fungle. His real name is JihCihb BihTrihnd but ppl Call his Jacob Bertrand for short. He’s Hawk in Cobra kai and He is kirby Buckets from kirby Buckets and Chip from icarly and Chip seg Tina.
Jacob Bertrand has a Big Nihilism.
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Spawned while watching Brandon Jacobs of the NY Giants running angrily - It dictates to what can be described as an open-ended, phallic definition of random sex play... you can use your imagination and get creative, but it must involve hot sauce.
Dear lord, the whole house is shaking & it smells like Franks Red Hot! ... Hector must be giving her the Angry Jacobs.
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A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;
Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
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Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.
Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!
A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion
God, you’re such a Jacob Hanukkah
The best, most wholesome streamer on twitch. A man who deserves the world. Also, a fellow friend of MrBeast, a content creator, appearing in many MrBeast, MrBeast gaming, MrBeast reacts etc videos. We all love Karl Jacobs <3
“Hey do you know who Karl Jacobs is”
“Isn’t that the guy who is married to Sapnap and is the most wholesome human being ever”