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Jarely is the most amazing person you will meet. They’re kind and sweet and will legit move mountains for you. They tend to not get the love they deserve so make show you show them their much needed appreciation
Jarely: *exists*
Everyone Else: wow 😯
Her overly protective and possessive bestie: FUCK YALL LOOKKNG AT
The most fattest bussy you will ever see, makes you cream when he walks in the room, and you will never be able to fall out of love with him.
Jared Hill is my crème de la crème.
After sex the condom is removed, Turned inside out and spun around above the head, yelling Hurricane Jared.
Mikey did a hurricane jared the last time he hooked up with Patty.
A bitch ass who’s parents buy him everything who can’t say shit to people’s face because he knows he’ll get his ass kicked
I am Jared Reeves
When someone who is usually wrong turns out to be innocent the one time you call them on it.
I yelled at the teenager bc I'm sick of his lying, but he was telling the truth this time, I guess it was A Jared.
tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.
"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."
Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.
The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.