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jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
Future nascar driver, he is the best racer alive. 'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna run as a flash
Tonight I'll fight to be the winner
Yeah yeah yeah
I'm gonna step on the gas
And you'll see the big show!
Jason Dong is an unbelievably intelligent yet humble guy. He's popular but smart at the same time. Gets into every school team. Everyone loves him but is also jealous of him.
Incredibly athletic, has a sexy ripped body. Everyone calls him the most handsome guy alive. Tight abs, V-cut obliques, big chest, some facial hair, big arms, strong back and things. Just the right amount of hair on his chest, abs, legs, and arms.
Everyone wants him to take his shirt off during recess. Always wins shirtless fights at recess. Everyone touches his shirtless body. Too sexy that everyone rips his shirts off. Gets tortured at recess, but everyone knows he can take down ten people with his bare hands. Beats up all the thugs. Everyone takes shirtless photos of him.
Does push up competitions. Beats everyone with one hand. Slaughters people in arm wrestling.
Very kind and sarcastic guy. Damn handsome face body. No one can resist not touching his bare back or chest or abs. Sexiest guy ever.
Everyone who ever saw him wants to touch his whole body and sleep with him shirtless. Too sexy.
The perfect couple you will ever meet in your life. If you meet one, go up to them because they might just make you the 3rd.
You saw that Shaina+Jason couple right? Kinda cute tbh, especially the Shaina girl’s eyelashes.
oh yeah man, that guy is such a Jason Bahr
Actually the best musician alive. A generally wholesome, down - to - earth guy who describes his concerts as "variety shows". He is currently playing the role of Dr. Jim Pomatter in Waitress on Broadway, at the Brooks Atkinson Theater in NYC. He took on this role on November 3rd, 2017, for 10 weeks only. Totally worth seeing him in the show if you can. If not, find a bootleg.
Person 1: Jason Mraz is a spectacular musician
Uneducated Swine: Who's Jason Mraz?
Person 1: Don't you ever fucking talk to me again
A phrase to say affirmatively when you are about to call Jason and you remember that you’re mad at him.
Jason just popped into my head. Should I call him? NAH! Not today, Jason!