He is all. He knows all
human: "Be warned of the power JEREMY posses."
4'10 Wide, Titanic, Mount everest, Gorilla
"Hey look! Jeremy is in the zoo"
the best guy to walk this earth. if ur in a relationship with him, he can be a lil awkward but after u break up with him, things become better for some reason. he is so fine and is the finest man u will meet on this fine world. he is a bit dumb but good at sports. hes a crowd pleaser and just know that ur lucky if u have a jeremy in ur life
me: “who is that blinding my eyes?”
ur mom: “duh ofc its jeremy”
me: “hes so cool!”
A big football fan. Mostly likes his favorite team, The Buffallo Bills.
Mark: "Hey did you see how intense that guy was into his football game?"
Brad: "Yeah and his name is Jeremy"
Jeremy is the definition of spit roast and is the typical cat that loves a good squish. His past has been obscure, but many believe that he originated from the basement of poppy Jacobson
Sungjoo filled the inside of Jeremy with his finger making Jeremy feel something new but welcome.
An obese person, morbidly so. Also an alcoholic.
I don’t trust Justin as far as I could throw Jeremy.