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Jessica is usually a blonde girl who is into horses and vaping. She goes for boys with white utes usually named Alex . Jessica is also very kinky girl in bed
Jessica Coster oh that’s one fine hunny bun
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The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.
I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!
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A frequent liberal guest on Fox News who is extremely fucking hot.
I would like to mount that libtard Jessica Tarlov and ride her pussy hard while she lets out that vocal fry!
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A woman who's dumber than and makes millions by being stupid. Has nice
I love ProActive because... It WORKED for me!
-Jessica Simpson
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When you put on a movie wih bad taste ruining the mood i.e. dancing films, garbage low budget films
Thats one bad movie, they're pulling a jessica.
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Defeated, dishonoured, humiliated, exposed as a thieving cheating scumbag; rightful come-uppance
oh the judge says I've got to return the money I stole and pay costs, WHAT an Evil Jessica
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A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me!!
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