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A woman who's dumber than and makes millions by being stupid. Has nice
I love ProActive because... It WORKED for me!
-Jessica Simpson
When you put on a movie wih bad taste ruining the mood i.e. dancing films, garbage low budget films
Thats one bad movie, they're pulling a jessica.
Defeated, dishonoured, humiliated, exposed as a thieving cheating scumbag; rightful come-uppance
oh the judge says I've got to return the money I stole and pay costs, WHAT an Evil Jessica
A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me!!
a wanna be diva who has natural boobs and a super hunky boyfriend.
you don't have to marry that slut nick! i wanna fuck you! i'm juicier than her!
This woman has looks and brains, shes a great role model for young girls, a great actor, hot, a great mother, hot, oh yeah did I mention she's hot?
If she doesnt attract you, you are officially gay. She is just perfect, funny ass comedian Dane Cook is lucky.
Guy 1: You know Jessica Alba?
Guy 2: Hell yeah
Guy 3 (me): Yoooo, she's hot.
Guy 1: Haha I'd Plow The Field
Guy 2: Me two.
Guy 4: She doesnt attract me.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Your gay.
Guy 4: No, I like women, just not her.
Guy 3(me): Umm, shes got the looks of a godess and about as smart as alber einstein, how could you not like that?
Guy 4: Hmmm, maybe I am gay.
Guy 1, Guy 2, and Guy 3(me): Yes you are.
jessica is an amazing person. she is very swag and awesome. she is fucking halrious and is just so funny. she will make u day bc she if fucking amazing as i said. if u don’t have a jessica u better find one bc u are missing out.
you need a jessica in your life
jessica is coming