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Slim Jim dick

A dick that is wrinkly or has wrinkles

Bro: yo I heard you got a Slim Jim Dick
Other bro: what?!?! Who said that shit

by ass_slapper October 23, 2019

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


jim-pam relationship

A fliratious relationshp between two "friends" in the workplace.

I'm thinking of getting a Jim-Pam relationship going with that cute new girl in marketing.

by Shrute Farms March 1, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jim Morrison

sad poet boy from the 60s who drank too much and should've really stopped with all that lsd
part of a hugely influential band, the doors
the marlon brando of the music industry (media making him out a lot different than he actually was, very rebellious, a bit of an asshole)
needed a goddamn haircut
typical poet
alcoholic
bit of a dick
unsure if he is actually dead??? lets dig up his grave
liked to scream a lot
born december 18, 1943, melbourne florida
'died' july 3rd, 1971, in paris france
lived on rooftops in venice california for six months, his only source of food was LSD

"has anyone ever gotten arrested on stage before??"
"yeah jim morrison did. he got maced by a cop because he was making out with a girl backstage, and then went on stage and told the story and cops got pissed off and arrested him for trying to incite a riot, fuckin wild man."

by jim-whorreison June 6, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jim Henson's Disease

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

by evildave January 23, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jim Morrison Poop

Sudden urge that your bowel movement wants to 'Break on through to the other side!' only to find it floating lifeless a moment later.

I thought I was going to have a Jim Morrison Poop; luckily I made it to the toilet.

by Chico B Man August 12, 2011

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big Jim and the Twins

Refers to the male genetalia.
Big Jim penis
The Twins testicles

Be careful! I don't want to hurt Big Jim and the Twins

by Woodchuck March 19, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


iceberg slim jim

a pimp so slick he can open your car door with his icy stare

Iceberg popped da doe to my deuce anna
quater, G'd the ride and neutralized the Lojack.

Damn!

by noah wangster June 26, 2003

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž