When a man has a big butt due to being highly athletic.
"Jock ass? Is that like jock-itch or something?"
"No bro, it just means you're caked up from all those squats and lunges we do during football practice."
When your kid prevents you from getting a workout
When you put your baby down at 7 pm and she cries uncontrollably when you leave the house to work out until your spouse calls for you to return.
"honey' you have been jock blocked. Too many tears you must come home"
A new twist on the classic jock who has a bit of metro-sexual in him although they have the classic love of sport and are idolized in their schools they no longer are associated with being dumb or unhygienic. The term can also be used for top athletes.
Did you cristiano ronaldo he turned out to be such a Jock Dolly
David Beckham is the biggest Jock Dolly athletic and stylish
Bringing order to PLANET EARTH and DISORDER to your DICK AND CUNT.
MARCONI RUBIN BRIN PAGE. G00 G00 EMPHATIC 2ND G00
AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM. 1999 AI
PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM CLOUD
MOHAMED HASSAN KAMIL TAKAFUL SYRIA 1999
MALAYSIA IND0NESIA SINGAP0RE THAILAND
PEDOPHILE SIAM PEDO PEDOPHILE 369
SANS ASS N...SYARIKAT TAKAFUL
FOUNDER of URBAN DICTIONARY AARON "WATSON" PECKHAM ...NO FEAR...KNIOW FEAR
URBAN DICKTIONARY
URBAN CUNTIONARY
Look the URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK is the macho athletic ASSH0LE MALE , that radio DISC JOCKEY does the talking at times , THE WORDS always JOCKEYING for position and finally THE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER BIKE JOCK strap PEDO PEDOPHILE...
URBAN DICKTIONARY is DARK ORIGINATION
URBAN CUNTIONARY us DARK 0RIGINATION
AND URBAN SH0WWARDS cleans things up in the SHOWER or BATHTUB or MALESTROM to make THINGS EVEN MORE INDECENT and SUPER DIRTY as worse THAN SIN AND ASHAME.
Dandruff on your ball sack and grundle area.
Damn these potatos taste like they were made with jock salt
Caged Jock is The most skilled player in the game of red hanky handball.
Bro 1: Hey did you see caged jock in his newest vid?
Bro 2: fuck yeah! Elbow depth!
The type of Father who got 7 kids and work nightime for a taxi-company and building-company.
Loves a really cheap Rasberry-cream.
Always helps his kids with sports.
Pushes his kids to practice in the backyard.
His kids knees are often broke.
"What type of Father do you gonna be?"
"Hopefully, a Jocke"