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The Ancient Greek Olympic wrestlers, were the first recorded baunch jockeys in the western world.
n. A highly religious catholic
"Hey, is Judas at Church again?"
"Yeah, he'sa real crossjockey.."
One whose lips are adorned by the smegma and ballstick of a jock.
"Hey Jockey Lips! Shut your cocksucker, you jockey lipped whore!"
Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?
Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
Someone who moans about the owners of cars that are left laying unused and the fact the owner won't sell them but is fine with the majority of people who scrapped them when they were worthless
Posting pics of the cars in my garden will bring out the scrap jockeys
Someone who believes a custodian of a classic vehicle requires shooting due to having not taken care of the vehicle to the point it has deteriorated over the years perhaps in a field or yard but yet has no problem with the other majority of folk who scrapped the same model of vehicle back in the day when it was worthless, and fails to see that some car, be it only good for the vin tags, RHD gear or glass or perhaps restoration, is better than no car.
...Cuthbert, posting photos on social media of your garden cars is going to open you up to loads of Scrap Jockeys giving you negative comments!...
The name for a sexual play in which the female clamps a car battery to the males testicles and proceeds to ride his penis so that they both can feel the electricity.
"Dude Alice and I did the Shock Jockey last night and my hair is still standing up!"