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the name of a really awesome brother.
dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!
i wish i had a johnnie thomas.
A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.
Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.
Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?
Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.
Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.
When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.
Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!
Guy: Oh! Hey babe!
Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?
Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?
Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...
Lady 1: And what is that bulge?
Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.
A very loving, compassionate guy who opens doors for you and treats you like a queen and does all kinds of thoughtful little things to show you how important you are to him and reminds you constantly of how beautiful and loved and special you are.
There he goes, that man is a Johnny Guapo.
n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.
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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?
Doing something stupid, or acting like an idiot.
I cant believe you walked into a wall, that's so johnny!
Johnny Such means he is: The most hottest person in the world.
the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word.
Mark: "Hey who's Johnny?"
Any person who has been summoned by this word: Johnny suh means: The most hottest person in the world:
"the finest man in the world.
the cutest man in the world.
the BEST man in the word."