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Johnny Derp

A man who lies when talking about how his ex-wife severely cut his finger. An abuser whose masculinity was challenged when his victim of an ex-wife wrote an OpEd in a national newspaper talking about her experience, and never once actually named him, but he still wrongly sues her for defamation, wins, but then screws up with the settlement. An actor who constantly is late to set & verbally abuses members of the film's crew.

Girl 1: Hey, bestie, I need to get away from my boyfriend.

Girl 2: Why? What's he been doing?

Girl 1: Girl, he's totally been acting like a Johnny Derp.

Girl 2: Oh wow. Yea, you REALLY need to get away from an abuser & liar like that.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre May 21, 2023


bonny johnny

When you cover your dick with a the first thing you see and end up getting a boner.

Lady 1: Hey baby! My and my friends are back!

Guy: Oh! Hey babe!

Lady 1: Where are your clothes Jeff?

Lady 2: Why is the only thing you're wearing is a hat in you junk?

Guy:Well, I just happened to be rosterbating...

Lady 1: And what is that bulge?

Lady 3: Looks like Jeff got a Bonny Johnny.

by Professor Kickflip November 22, 2013


johnny rifter

a rolled marijuana cigarette

Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut

by Diego Simeone January 30, 2007


johnny necro

A Johnny Necro is a user a loser and a wannabe a guy that has no talent but thinks he is a super star.

Wow that guy thinks he is hot stuff but he really is a nerd he acts like such a Johnny Necro .

by redpillamerican November 08, 2023


johnny cap

It's another name for a condom could also be called a johnny

Hek my name is Johnny
I got bullied I got called a Johnny cap

by Bubba is faggot April 03, 2019


Johnny Depposition

The Amber Heard and Johnny Depp defamation trial.

I was watching the Johnny Depposition

by RedRedRed Red April 21, 2022


Backstage Johnny

A male fan who hangs around backstage or outside a female star’s dressing room to get her attention.

She was tired of it all, the photographers, the journalists and the occasional backstage Johnny hanging around outside her dressing room door.

by Princess Pearl Manzini July 12, 2018