juan is incredible in every way, he’s athletic and he can lighten your day easily. juans laugh is really mega supercalifragilisticexpialidocious funny as-fok.
juans legs are hotter than your great-great grandfather
A very sexy man that loves all rhythm games. He has 2 n word passes and multiple hoes on his extremely long dick
Bro Juan turns me on even though I'm a dude
a stubborn annoying Spanish boy. absolutely a nationalist, dates Mexican chicks called Ana.
isn't good at English and never does there laundry.
ana: "i think hes cute"
gaia: "nah hes juan"
Juan is the man with the plan
He gets bitches
He gives advice to his friends on how to get bitches
He would give advice to you too
Juan is the man with the plan
Juan: ayo bro this is how you get bitches: REDACTED
Friend: thanks Juan