Kati neni is the apex predator of any bilingual school, she beats every child mercilessly if they dare try to speak anything but the second language.
Kati neni has seen us talking, RUN!
1) A strange woman with dodgy post-op transexual breasts and teracotta orange skin. She is famous in the U.K for...um...well, nothing. She was also publicly excluded from Jade Goody's funeral and was divorced by Peter Andre.
2) A Chavvy woman who is trying to be glamourous, but ultimately fails and ends up looking even more trashy.
3) A young girl who mistakenly believes that slutty=mature.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that twelve year old girl walk by with heels and makeup on?
Girl 2: I know! What a Katie Price!
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A female singer who kissed a girl and liked it and who thinks you're gay...
Katy Perry: "I Kissed a girl and I liked it!"
Me: Great for you...
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A short fat old midgit woman who gives the news on NBC. Actually, they fired her butt and she now works for one of the other networks. She thinks it is cute to act like a perky dense teenybopper even though she is older than dinosaur shit.
Katie Couric sucks ass.
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A pseudonym for singer Katy Perry. Named for her legendary ability to show as much of her large breasts as possible without giving up the goods. Popularised by Egotastic website.
Damn I just saw the new Katy Cocktease video, when will she just saw those things.
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actress with a kind of crooked smile that "dates" crazy couch jumper tom cruise. also being followed by a bunch of scientologists. nice boobs, tho'.
i wonder how is sex for katie holmes now that i have seen how tom cruise jumps on couches.
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A woman who looks old enough to be Boris Johnsonโs grandma. She is the UKโs most ignorant woman and she needs to get a life because the only thing fat in this world is the size of her nose.
Katie Hopkins shares the award of the UKโs most ignorant woman, along side Piers Morgan who is the male owner of this title.
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