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A shy, neat, organized, nice, kind of funny, guy.
That guy is so "Kevin."
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The biggest dick you will ever meet. He waits for great girls to come along and totally turns out to be an asshole. he has a great first impression but in the end he is a weed addicted, kicked out of has total douche bag. He is fucking ugly and thinks hes top shit. the cocky-est son of a bitch you will ever meet. He WILL start rumors to make himself look good.
girl 1- "No i like kevin again, hes changed hes nice now"
girl 2- "you only think hes nice because he has no wheels right now, wait untill he gets you. you will turn out like the rest"
girl 1- "how would you know?"
Girl 2- "because he does it to everybody. when people warn you about him their telling the truth you should listen, i thought he changed and now look where i am"
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Is the most gay dude on this planet.
He is feared by males all around the world due to his anal raping skill.
my friend: look kevin!
me: oh shit allahuakbaaarrr
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A person who is stupid to an extent previously not thought to be possible in a human being. A Kevin's stupidity transcends social, political, and metaphysical boundaries. It is not enough to be a common idiot; in order to earn the title of "Kevin", one must express his/her idiocy in an uncommonly creative way. For instance, a Kevin might try to clean up spilled milk and cereal by wiping it with a sock, while still wearing said sock. Interacting with a Kevin will cause you to question the existence of a benevolent and loving God.
Can be a male or female. This word is only derogatory when used to refer to someone who is not actually named "Kevin". The term originated from a /r/AskReddit post in response to the prompt "Who's the dumbest person you've ever met?"
Anyone can plagiarize an assignment, but it takes a real Kevin to earn a 109% similarity score.
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a short boy who plays soccer. is hispanic with brown hair that goes swoosh. a rlly funny, sweet, nice, friendly, helpful and great guy, friend or boyfriend but in my case that implies to someone else we're just friends but we could have been dating but thats a long story. can be a big dingus sometimes but it's cool yk. did i mention he's taken by someone.
friend: oh that boy, isn't his name Kevin? don't you like him too?
you: shh no one knows and can't you tell that's Kevin
friend: oh my bad i ship y'all even tho he's taken
you: ikr
friend: y'all would look cute together
you: that's what his friends say but no he's with her but it's okay as long as he's happy
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