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Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 12, 2020


Nav-Lag

When using GPS or navigation apps and the app tells you you’re 30 minutes away and still says you’re 30 minutes away 15 minutes into your trip.

Dude! We’ve been driving for an hour and waze still says We’re 30 minutes away. We must have some serious Nav-Lag.

by MayorSnowman February 17, 2020


Sesh-lagged

The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.

"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."

by Welsh Rump January 3, 2023


Test lag

The amount of stress and/or exhaustion one gets after doing a test or examination of some sort.

Joe: bro do you want to hang out?
Achmad: I still have test lag from my finals, I think need a week to recover

by Deadeye Uger December 14, 2020


Con Lag

When a Connection Interrupted message appears in any Call Of Duty game.

"Ah man i'm getting con lag"

by Decas March 17, 2008


droid lag

when someone sends you a facebook chat message because your droid shows you online but you dont notice it till hours later

when did i get this facebook chat message?, oh its from 4 hours ago man i hate this droid lag now there off line

by road rager runner April 9, 2011


Mr. I Lagged

That one dumbass who always says he lagged.

Mr. IL: wow I’ve lagged
A: Okay Mr. I lagged

by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz May 23, 2023