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A person who is both gifted with the ability to enchant random people on sight, and is also able to come up with funny and well voiced anecdotes on demand.
A guy sees a girl..
Guy: hey...will you marry me?
Girl: Hey Guess what?
Guy: what?
Girl: So guess what i got from my locker today?
Guy: what..
Girl: A bracelet my friend gave me.
Guy: I love you.
Girl: I'm sorry, i love someone else.
Guy: what a Lauren of the island.
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Wow Did you know Lauren didn’t know who the father of her baby was? Total thot
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Lauren Conrad is the main charactor on a bullshit "reality" tv show caled the Hills. She used to be fat and ugly, now she is chuuby and ugly. She has "beef curtains" and is a pig nose. Hate her as much as me? Give me a thumbs up!!!!!
Lauren Conrad- I am soooo smart and pretty
Me- No, look at the world around you. You see, i live in L.A. and I practically TRIP over girls better looking then you, thinner, and SMARTER! You are a dumb pathetic excuse for a Californian and i hope your show is cancelled. Its not like it is REAL!
Lauren- .......I like ugly boys!.....Do I smell CHEESE!?!?!?!?
*runs into wall*
Me- ......ah, American youth at its best... *sarcasism*
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when a disease ridden whore sleeps with your friends.
How did he get the clap?
He was Lauren Called.
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a popular kpop stan on tiktok, also an amazing singer, sweetest person you’ll ever meet
imagine being as perfect as lauren drury
Lauren Murchison is the most true friend ever she never lite anything before friends and family and she is gorgeous and she is so caring but she isn’t the smartest! she is also the funniest out of all her friends and can make you laugh so easily and she is very goofy and loveable
lauren murchison is a stunner
person 1: oh look it’s an asian ho
person 2: it’s Lauren Tran