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A punchline to a popular joke involving a man and his wife who asks him a purely hypothetical question, "If I died, would you remarry". The punchline, for those of you who don't get it, is explained at the very bottom of the example.
A young married couple are taking a nice stroll down a long and rather winding road. There was a long way till they got home and there was plenty of time to have a long drawn-out conversation, so the wife decided to ask her husband a question she had on her mind for a long time:
Wife: "If I died, would you remarry."
Husband: "No, I love you too much to get married to a different woman."
Wife: "But you love being married, don't you? So honestly. You'd get remarried wouldn't you?"
Husband: *sigh* "Yeah, I guess I would get remarried eventually"
Wife: "Would you and your new wife live in our house?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we live"
Wife: "Would you take down all the pictures of me and you together?"
Husband: "Yeah, it would be very discourteous to her not to. I'd still keep the ones of me and you in my private drawer"
Wife: "Would you two sleep in our bedroom?"
Husband: "Yeah, where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, she wouldn't be able to. She's left-handed!"
Wife: ...
Husband: "SHIT!"
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explanation
Him saying that she's left-handed implies he already has someone to get remarried with, meaning he's been cheating on his wife.
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When your Genitalia, mainly males, is hanging to the left.
So, hows it hanging today Ramone? Hanging slightly to the left, John-O.
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This is a popular phrase that people tend to use, it means that they are Proud/Cheering at you.
"Omg, she ate and left no crumbs"
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Zoey:Yo, you just see me kill that witch with my pistol?
Lois: No, but Left 4 Dead is the best game ever!
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Used for masturbatory purposes, and generally anything else that is not considered 'writing', which I am somehow only capable of doing legibly using my right hand.
'Since your handwriting looks like vomit in written form, I shall forge this with my left hand so it appears more accurate.'
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This is a slang that means something is coming from all directions. If things are coming in "left, right and center" they are definitely serious.
The expression comes from the military. In military terms on the battle field the commanders are concerned with getting "flanked" and have to be concerned with the strongest point of attack. When faced with an overwhelming attack which would see the opposition basically over running the defending unit the defending unit would simply refer to it as coming from "left, right and center" meaning everywhere.
In Britain any rich person will have insults coming left, right and center.
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1) a person who doesn't really have all his/her marbles, 2) s/he is kinda weird, 3)comes up with the craziest ideas, 4) see loco
Man, that biology teacher is out in left field. His test are whack.
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