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This is a person that only has sex with homeless people of his or her gender. Perferably homeless french people.
Who Big Matty? Man that guy is a Home le' sexual. He only gets down with a guy if he doesn't shave and smells like cheese dude.
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When a gals juices have trickles down over her anus, and then she farts, spraying her man with a 'mist like' cloud.
While relaxing on the bed after eating out my girlfriend, she pepe le pew'd on my leg!
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A sexual act performed on a beach between a male and his female "slampiece". At some point during sexual intercourse, the male specimen removes his condom-free member from the female specimen's vagina. He then proceeds to insert his penis into the sand. After this "poke of faith", the male then re-inserts his penis into the female's vagina, and continues to pleasure his lady-friend, as well as himself. Once the climax is reached, the male elects to ejaculate inside of the vagina. With the cooperation of the female, a successful Le Cordon Bleu has been executed.
For spring break, I told my girlfriend that we were going to get Le Cordon Bleu. Little does she know that this one will be on the house.
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1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten
2) a reference to an oral sexual act
1)
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!
2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD
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Shes more daddy than all the daddies combined. The REAL slim shady. The raddest of the baddest. The cats meow. The main bish. Probably has a bigger package than you.
“Le Petit Macaron? She’s more daddy than Cole Sprouse”
Small boi with big mouth no clue what he is on about, likes to have a go at mason jones and is the biggest manslut ever peak beta beta male
Omg stop talking out of your ass you aren't alex le lerre
contagious subculture infecting the glamourous and trendy population of today's society through mesmerizing photographs and genius art.
Clueless caveperson: Ugh, I am so uncool. How can I become fabulous?
Socialite: Idk, you'd have to go to Les Neuf DeRonde's website and ask X-ander Paul because he's the new authority on fabulousity.