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DEFINITION -
When you are about to ask a girl out but she tells you that she is not interested in the male sex. Studies have shown that the female is not really a lesbian but uses the excuse to escape a future relationship.
HISTORY -
The first "recorded" lesbian bomb occurred in Northern America, somewhere in the early 21st century. A young man attempted to persuade a lovely young lady into beginning a new chapter in both of their lives, but she simply pushed him aside by giving a short lecture on her sexuality. The young man had all of his hopes and dreams crushed because this particular lady he had sought after for many a moon. It came about that the lady was deceiving the man only because she did not want to be in a relationship with him.
WARNING TO READER -
Lesbian Bombing can occur under these circumstances (but not limited to): 1, you do not know the female very well. 2, The female knows you are going to ask her out and tries to come across as a lesbian. 3, You are friends with the female but she doesn't know how to tell you that she just wants to stay friends.
Example of Lesbian Bomb.
Male: Hey, I really like you, I want to be more than a friend.
Female: I don't know what to say to that. I am not as interested in males as much as I am with females.
Male: I Hate my life, I'm going to kill myself.
Female: That's fine.
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The only type of sex teen boys are interested in because there so straight that they can’t see a dick even if it’s there’s
Yo man I heard Frank LOVES lesbian sex
No wonder he’s a looser
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A straight girl who makes out with/fucks girls while drunk.
Lesbian Girl: I fucked Sarah the other night!
Boy: Don't talk about it- she's just a lesbian drunk.
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When a woman has been screwed over by men one too many times and needs the comfort, familiarity, emotionally openness and honesty of another woman but only for a short time - long enough to get her sanity back and to recharge her batteries before heading back into the dating world, where many men will still be looking to lie to her, cheat on her, have sex with her and never call her again, not be willing to share their feelings or thoughts with her, be afraid to commit to her, etc. (all the things a woman would not be as apt to do, in the lesbian vacationer's eyes, thus the temporary tryst being a nice respite).
Eddie has left the toilet seat up AGAIN?!? Ugh, I am so taking a lesbian vacation with Amy at my office - the one who surprised me with a vanilla latte last Friday. I bet SHE would listen when I talk and respect my wishes."
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Hot,Sexy, Feminine looking, and extremely stylish lesbians that dress like a female, + appreciate being a woman with all the curves, and "girly" accoutrements that come along with being a WOMAN,..but are also sexually attracted to other women as well.
That Ferocia DC Lesbo-a-Go-Go club was chock full o' "L-to-the-Cubed'! I mean,it was totally packed up to the gills with Luscious Lipstick-Lesbians, of course! Schwiiing!!"
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Intimate violence in lesbian relationships. Develops in early childhood due to the father of the daughter being a business man.
Emily Schneider treats her partners with lesbian aggression.
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Lesbian sex is the sweetest thing in the world. Guys enjoy watching it, girls enjoy doing it.
Grace heard a knock on the door. She walked to open it, and saw Kate staring seductively back at her.
"Kate, what are you doing here?" Grace asked.
"Oh, I just thought we could hang for a bit." Kate replied. She followed Grace into the living room where they sat on the sofa and watched TV.
Grace felt the tension between them. "Maybe I should change it to something more appropriate..." she said, getting off the couch and digging in a trunk. She pulled out a lesbian sex DVD.
"Oh, yeah..." Kate whispered.
The two girls sat and watched the movie, each of them growing quietly wetter and wetter. All of a sudden, Kate stood up, and pulled down her panties from under her skirt. She tossed them away, and began to stroke Grace's bare legs, feeling up her skirt and onto her pantie-covered minge.
"Come on, Gracie, don't dissappoint me..." she whispered. She held Grace's fingers and pulled them to her own soaking pussy, where she made Grace's hands move in a rhythm. Grace soon moved of her own accord, slowly but firmly stroking Kate's clit. Kate pulled down Grace's panties, and proceeded to feel Grace's wet pussy.
The two girls undressed each other until they were down to just their bras. Grace pulled off Kate's with her teeth, exposing her huge breasts. Grace began to suck Kate's nipple, nibbling at it, and licking it all over. After she was done, Kate did the same to Grace.
Grace hooked Kate's leg over her shoulder and began to eat her out, penetrating and licking and sucking with her wet tongue. Kate shuddered with happiness. She could feel herself peaking to an orgasm.
Grace slipped her fingers easily into Kate's soaking pussy and began massaging, rubbing, creating that delicious friction they both loved. She suddenly hit Kate's g-spot, and with rhythmic, loving thrusts, she made Kate's body shudder and sigh with the biggest orgasm she had ever had.
Kate repeated the process to Grace, licking and sucking and giving her passionate kisses, feeling her breasts and clit. Suddenly Kate clambered onto Grace, their wet pussys clapping together as they grinded against each other. The slap-slap was the sexiest noise either of them had ever heard.
Then they scissored, and kissed more, and massaged each other's breasts. Grace found her vibrating back massager, and they took it in turns sharing wonderful orgasms. They fell asleep, naked and wet and quivering, after four long hours of glorious sex. They woke up in each other's arms in the morning - and repeated it.
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