sorry looking motherfucker

One that looks sorry but is a motherfucker.
A person that you feel sorry for but is a motherfucker.

Look at Angle he looks like he got ass-raped and beaten up, that sorry looking motherfucker.

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sunset boulevard look

Someone who always dresses in an extremely flashy manner and needs to feel like hot stuff during just about any occasion. Even when visitng the McDonald's drive thru, they still find a way to glam themselves up. This type of person usually has a strong lacking of self confidence.

I can't believe this! That girl who masters the sunset boulevard look is'nt wearing eye shadow for the first time this year! Hell may have frozen over.

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Made You Look

Texting someone next to you the words "made you look" then insulting them for looking.

(After the person next to me checks checks their phone)

I made you look, I can't believe you fell for that, loser.

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look at my horse

Look at my horse,

My horse is amazing,

Give it a lick,

Ooh, it tastes just like raisins,

Have a stroke of its mane,

It turns into a plane,

And then it turns back again,

When you tug on its winkie.

Ooh that's dirty!

Do you think so?

Well I better not show you

where the lemonade is made

Sweet lemonade,

Sweet sweet lemonade (x2)

Get on my horse,

I'll take you 'round the universe,

and all the other places too!

I think you'll find that the universe

pretty much covers everything

Shut up woman

Get on my horse!

Look at my horse,
his dick is amazing!

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look whos stalking

similar to the phrase "look whos talking". You say this to a creepy stalker who lurks in the shadows who accuses you of stalking after finding out by stalking you.

Look whos stalking.

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you look good

1. I still want to have sex with you.

2. You seem less unhappy

josh and Maria are meeting up for the first time since they broke up

Josh: You look good
Maria: thanks. you look good too.

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Look Its a Pony

A way to distract a person. Sometimes you can try to steal something from them when they look away. Sometimes you can just simply.. walk away.

Person: blah blah blah blah* I am annoying!* blah blah
Cool Person: Look its a pony!!! *walks away*
Person: wow that was strange!

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