Lukes Mum

Lukes's mum is a sea creature who gets passed around Chelmsford college and has a sweet tooth for Regan and his massive schlong.

Lukes mum is a fat 100 Tonne whore

Luke and Emma

The most perfect meant to be couple always have something to talk about always joke around about stuff that only they understand and know what it mean.

I wish I was like Luke and Emma oh wait I am because my name is Emma and my boyfriend’s name is Luke

luke building

A "luke building" is a building constructed in the middle of nowhere with nothing around it, usually in a forest or under a lake.

"There's this one luke building in Chelmsford, it's literally surrounded by grass with no road access..."

luke harrop

Yorkshire cunt, very lazy, who tends to laugh hysterically at almost anything, plays online sex games constantly and pisses in a bag.

your a real luke harrop you are

Luke Hannan

Big dick hot boy who’s good at everything and Jesus.

Luke Hannan.

Luke Howson

Someone who is very short and has a small penis

Oh look he is a Luke Howson

luke brown

The art of arranging a party or event in honour of oneself, only to not turn up as you feel you are too cool.

"Katie didn't pitch up to her party last night..."

"yeah she did a Luke Brown"

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