Extreme mario kart

Invented by Mr Rice, Mr Nutter and Mr Fresherick, the participant must race on the track 'rainbow road' whist being punched in the face at 5 second intervals. whoever comes the highest place wins.

Terance: Dude, wanna come over to my place for some Extreme mario kart?
Derek: Hell naw man my heads still banging from last time.

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Mario pwns Aeris easily

The pharase which Heroic Master Chief fails to understand, because it is the truth

It has been proven, Mario pwns Aeris easily

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mario kart: double dash

A cool new game by nintendo but the name is still spelled wrong. Also, the character selection is limited and pikachu is not included. The AI of this game is also very slow and not very hard to beat.

I love mario kart: Double Dash!

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Super Mario Brothers Super Show

Artistically masterful anime based off of Super Mario Brothers 2.
Otherwise known as a reduct on our modern day bible, this is the greatest anime ever created, or ever to be created, in the entire universe, and of the entire universe of any alter-dimensions.

“Hey Pisanos! It’s the SUPER MARIO BROTHERS SUPER SHOW!”

Do the Mario!

Swing your arms from side to side!

Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario!

Take one step, and then again!

Let's do the Mario, all together now!

super mario legend of the seven stars

An rpg for the super nintendo released mid 90's. A unique experience featuring the characters from the super mario universe. It spanned multiple sequels and is revered as one of the most enjoyable and unique rpg experiences.

I played super mario legend of the seven stars and loved it.

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Super Mario Dat Hoe!

When you get high off shrooms, steal an ugly muthafuckas bitch & fuck her up her pipes.

Dude 1 " I can't believe that fat spikey bastard is touching up Tamika Peaches blud...shes like a princess in my eyes ''

Dude 2 " Ya know what fam, take some shrooms & go fuck up that fat bastard ''

Dude 1 " Yeah man I might just do that....''

*3 Hours later*

Dude 2 " So did ya buss that fat nigga up? ''

Dude 1 " Straight up fam, I super mario'ed dat hoe too ''

Dude 2 " No way! You fucked her up her batty!? ''

Dude 1 " Skeen blud ''

Dude 2 " Argh...gimme firms blud you a G now! ''

Yeah..Super Mario Dat Hoe!!!

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Oral Mario Cart Sex

One person plays Mario Cart while the other person gives them oral.

wow! me and my honey-boo-boo really did a lot of Oral Mario Cart Sex yesterday night!

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