mum-‘ what you doin today?’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’
a gay person was born on this day
"i was born on may 30"
"oh so you´re gay?"
on this day the person has to recieve the sloppiest head of the whole year, decade, century, etc.
hey its may 8 you know what time it is ahaha
a sexy, perfect, beautiful bitch. usally short and chatty but everyone loves her :)
Who’s that over there?
oh its Elle-May, perfect isnt she?
A Mari-May is a beautiful person inside and out. She will do anything for family friends or love interest, and she can always tell if you're feeling down. A Mari-May is very similar to a Annabell or an Anaya. Goofy funny crazy moos and is a bookworm. And will understand how you're feeling, Well...... She'll try and understand
Person 1: Mari-May, can we talk
Moomincorn: Sure ________ I'm always here for you
The day of the wizarding war two ofc
Harry potter VS voldemort
Raise your wands for all the lives lost on May 2nd
Gracie-Mai's are not to be messed with because their most common colours are red, they wear red, see red and bleed red. If you are friends with a Gracie-Mai you should feel blessed because they have a small social group and don't enjoy the company of people. Gracie-Mai's are also very family orientated and would do anything to keep her family safe. Gracie-Mai's are very self-conscious and don't like it if people stare at them for more than three seconds. Overall Gracie- Mai's are kind and compassionate in times when their close friends or relatives need them.
Gracie-Mai helped me when I was having a panic attack today
Gracie-Mai punched me when I looked at her for more than three seconds, how cool
person 1: your'e such a Gracie-Mai calm down! and don't see red.