Random
Source Code

13th of may

fuck your boyfriend day :D

mum-‘ what you doin today?’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’

by l0v3.ly7n January 2, 2022


may 30

a gay person was born on this day

"i was born on may 30"
"oh so you´re gay?"

by yourmommx May 27, 2022


may 8

on this day the person has to recieve the sloppiest head of the whole year, decade, century, etc.

hey its may 8 you know what time it is ahaha

by 13jatt October 30, 2021


Elle-May

a sexy, perfect, beautiful bitch. usally short and chatty but everyone loves her :)

Who’s that over there?

oh its Elle-May, perfect isnt she?

by julybabygirl November 3, 2020


Mari-May

A Mari-May is a beautiful person inside and out. She will do anything for family friends or love interest, and she can always tell if you're feeling down. A Mari-May is very similar to a Annabell or an Anaya. Goofy funny crazy moos and is a bookworm. And will understand how you're feeling, Well...... She'll try and understand

Person 1: Mari-May, can we talk
Moomincorn: Sure ________ I'm always here for you

by Love_your_moom_and_naynay^_^ February 24, 2019


May 2

The day of the wizarding war two ofc

Harry potter VS voldemort

Raise your wands for all the lives lost on May 2nd

by MiraculourLanaAdrianette April 29, 2021


Gracie-Mai

Gracie-Mai's are not to be messed with because their most common colours are red, they wear red, see red and bleed red. If you are friends with a Gracie-Mai you should feel blessed because they have a small social group and don't enjoy the company of people. Gracie-Mai's are also very family orientated and would do anything to keep her family safe. Gracie-Mai's are very self-conscious and don't like it if people stare at them for more than three seconds. Overall Gracie- Mai's are kind and compassionate in times when their close friends or relatives need them.

Gracie-Mai helped me when I was having a panic attack today
Gracie-Mai punched me when I looked at her for more than three seconds, how cool

person 1: your'e such a Gracie-Mai calm down! and don't see red.

by Scott- Michael Hemmings November 7, 2019