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It wasn't until vodka swept through mid-twentieth-century America that the Screwdriver - along with other tempting libations (Moscow Mule and Martini to name a couple), began to gain recognition with bartenders as the modern contemporary of highball. Suffice to say a premium vodka (Absolut, Stoli, Smirnoff) or tequila (Arandas, Reserva de la Familia, Jose Cuervo) will often be considered essential for this drink. Pour 2 ounces of this (over a few ice cubes) into a highball glass, and fill the glass with 4 - 6 ounces Tampico, Citrina, hell even tang or the classic freshly squeezed orange juice. Add an orange wheel or a dash of angostura bitters to your highball for a lick of (optional) garnish. Enjoi bitches!
2 oz Vodka/Tequila
5 oz Tampico/Orange Juice/drink
Put 3 ice cubes into a highball glass. Pour in vodka. Fill balance of glass with orange juice, stir, and serve.
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Beans on a tortilla with salsa. Usually frito bean dip.
Dude im so poor i had tomake a mexican pancake!
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The roll of toilet paper found in a construction site Porta-Potty. (aka Shitter, Johnny, Crapper, Mexican Space Shuttle...ETC)
1. Dude, that Beaner left his Mexican ID on the floor of the shitter.
I know, I had one stuck to my shoe...
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a form of chlamydia in which the penis grows a sombrero and then falls off
Yeah, I was worried because my crotch was itching while i was in Mexico. - George
Yeah, you probably got Mexican Chlamydia. -Jordan
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The best kind of people. Funny. Hot. With nice tan skin. Often steriotyped as poor but in real life, very succesful. They can cook the best food and have the best accents.
-I love coming over my mexican friends house, they have the best food!
-yea me too, mexican people are the best
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A cigarette and some tap water as a meal.
I am so poor, I had to eat a Mexican Breakfast today.
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A general phrase to use when you are stuck for words but are very angry at something.
Dad: Sorry Jimmy i can't see your your match tonight.
Jimmy: Grrr ... goddamn mexicans ...
Sarah: Hey Petie! Whats up?
Peter: Nothing much, i've got a broken leg, goddamn mexicans ...
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