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Is Pi More Dog Than Cat?

When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number ฯ€, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.

The number ฯ€ is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.

by MathPlus December 10, 2021

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Less QQ More Pew Pew

A term used normally for players with "ranged" attacks in a video game, used when someone is crying (hence the Q.Q face looking like the O.O face with tears) and not doing anything. The phrase "pew pew" is an onomatopoeia for a gun firing.

You're being retardedly useless right now Ben, so less QQ more pew pew plox.

by Shugi September 30, 2009

144๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


I more than like you

A cop out for saying "I love you".

I more than like you Sharon, I love you.

by JimBud May 1, 2007

71๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


don't be shy put some more

what you say to dunkin donuts workers when you want more.

charli: don't be shy put some more
dunkin worker: *puts more*

by um i don't know March 10, 2020

46๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


tapped more times than an ipad

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011


More ass than a toilet seat

Implying that this "pimp" get's more action than you could ever imagine. Often used by poseurs, and white people that can't rap.* Perfect comeback- You get as much ass as a urinal. Snap.

*Just kidding.

<Idiot> Your gay.
<Not an idiot> You've probably never even made out with anyone.
<Idiot> You kiddin'? I get more ass than a toilet seat.
<Not an idiot> Yeah, right. You get as much ass as a urinal.
<Idiot> Your gay.

by Sw0rdPh1sh September 11, 2006

73๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


I More Than Like you

A less aggressive way to say, "I love you."
Kind of leading up to love. Like on your way from "like" to "love."

Me: I really like you.
Dave: I MORE than like you.
Me: I love you.
Dave: Yeah, I love you too.

by Harrison's Girl April 1, 2020

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