Mud Brother

When you are talking to your bestie over the phone and you are both taking a fat shit.

After a long, shitty day at work I sit on the toilet and talk with my mud brother.

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ass mud

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

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Mud Taco

Noun. A male's rectum, usually after engaging in vigorous anal sex, that is hardly functional or useful for anything other then more anal sex.

Jake has been sleeping around with many men, and now his ass is a straight up mud taco. Damn.

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mud bunnies

Hardcore female mountain bikers.

"Those are some serious mud bunnies." - said after watching 3 women fly past you after they clean an enormous drop that you just chickened out on.

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Mud Flap

A gay man's condom.

Dude, good thing you were wearing that mud flap!

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mud dobber

A White Woman that prefers Black Men over the White
Usually confused and overweight to begin with
Also see: Mudshark

Ya know, if Rosie O'Donnell wasn't a fur trader, she'd definately be a Mud Dobber

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mud mop

when a female takes a huge shit on an a mans chest and wipes her hair in it. also see mud squeegee

she mud mopped him all night long

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