Muff Potter

The stage of hair growth on a vagina that is longer than a 5 o'clock shadow but before it curls, traditionally creeping onto the sides of the inner thigh. Inspired by the Michael McShane character from Tom & Huck.

My Muff Potter is like it's been drunk for 2 weeks straight and if you disturb it you could lose a finger.

muff cheddar

Vagina cheese

That girl has muff cheddar don’t go near her

Granny's Muff

Nick name for wire wool.

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink

mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants

I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!

Holy Muff

The catchphrase of the soon to be famous superhero "Space-choaps".

Holy Muff! That chinese guy is choking!...nice.

muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

Muff-Martyr

One who promotes their homosexuality to advance their popularity, celebrity status, or political gain.

That one muff-martyr that played "Doogie Howser" was back in the news today: