A fat blunt or joint of gas usually rolled in a backwoods
When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.
My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.
A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.
I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.
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A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.
I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.
My finger towel was juicy tonight.
I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.
When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.
Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.
when u finger a girl and she takes a shit and cums at the same time
i got drunk and fingered broskicia in the ass and that bitch gave me trufflebutter fingers
you have god fingers when:
1. you can play the guitar or piano very well
2. you're very skilled at a computer game and types really fast
3. you finger a woman very pleasurably. you know the tricks, the pace, the motions
1. that bassist has god fingers!
2. look how fast his fingers tap that keyboard and click the mouse. i'm no match for him in denying and last hitting creeps he has god fingers
3. mikko has god fingers he made me cum last night