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A Neck Penus is a penis usually found on the neck, it has no purpose but to give others the chancce to make fun of you and say "Dude! what the fuck is that on your neck!?"
"I commited suicide because everyone was making fun of me for having a Neck Penus."
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The physical pain that comes with sitting at your computer creeping on Facebook for too long, mainly effecting ones neck, shoulders and back.
I got the worst creep neck last night after my five hour Facebook creeping session.
I couldn't peel myself away from my computer screen during that Facebook fight, now i have total creep neck.
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The action of lunging your head forward at an annoying individual, while holding your shoulders back. The neck check is meant to make the annoying individual flinch, hence showing the world that he/she is a pansy.
In many cultures, neck checking someone will lead to bloodshed.
Frank: You know what Jim? You are such a pu$$y
Jim neck check's Frank
Frank flinches like a little bitch
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If you get your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
If when you walk your dog you both use the tree in the corner, you might be a redneck.
If someone ever told you that you're lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is, you might be a redneck.
If you think N-Sync is where your dirty dishes are, you might be a redneck.
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A person who listens to country music or southern rock, but is not from the south.
Steve: I was rocking out so hard to that new Brooks & Dunn song that I almost spilled my latte.
Mike: Man, your such a white neck.
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A Semi-circumcised penis, that has been jacked off so much by its owners big burly hands, that it has developed a big brown sleeve going down the shaft of the penis. Owners of a brown neck usually don't think it's a problem, but when seen by others, it is looked down upon. The person with the brown neck will usually deny it and say that its a scar from when he was circumcised as a baby.. lies...lies....lies. He will tell you that its a scar that surrounds his whole penis.
DONT BELIEVE IT
"Wow Alec, you must masturbate a lot, you have a brown neck"
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