lol nipple

Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.

"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*

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nipple envy

What a woman suffers upon seeing another woman's nipple erection if she has not completed her post-mastectomy breast reconstruction.

Karen was overcome by nipple envy when she saw Claire's reaction to the chill of the air conditioner.

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jimmydean nipple

This is for an assholeish fat guy in everyone's school.Their nipples are so big,they look like slabs of Jimmy Dean sausage on their tits.

Corey,let me touch your Jimmy Dean sausage nipples

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nipple freeze

When one's nipples harden due to cold air or excitement. See indicating

I got nipple freeze when I walked outside.

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nipple sex

when nipples collide

Foot ball player: OH Yeah! I GOT A TD

Foot ball player 2: YES! COME ON DUDE Chest BUMP!!!"
and then there nipples touched thus creating nipple sex

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nipple cheese

when a womans breast milk is chunky

i tasted her nipple cheese

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nipple wrench

an inadimant object used to twist someones nipple(s)

David nipple wrenched corys nipples with a fork.

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