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A type of person -- typically but not always in CAP -- who exagerates in order to boost self esteem. Cap guys suffer from too weed and alcohol in their lives. And attempt to compensate by being annoying, (see dip shit), they swear that they are really funny, but it turns out they're REALLY not, trust me.
And although most Cap guys will occasionally make us laugh, they often cross the line of being funny to being racist and never seem to notice, but it doesn't actually matter because there are only like 10 minorities in Cap anyway.
Most Cap guys own at least one item from American eagle outfitters and have been known to pop their collars. They don't date outside of Cap, and become all moody when the girl of their dreams sees them as "just a friend"--and to that we say get over it.
Although most Cap guys have some redeeming qualities, there are a few who we will see in 10 years, still living in their parent's basement, smoking copious amount of weed and still trying to decipher James Joyce.
Cap guy: hey do you remember when we got so stone and we all slept naked under the same blanket
Other Cap guy: Yeah, that was so funny! Dude you totally took the whole blanket. Did you notice my hand has veins in it. Whatever, is there any weed left?
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When someone tries holding back from pooping so long, that the end of the turd starts coming out of their ass before they can get to the bathroom.
Usually, causes skid marks in one's underwear...
"Damn! I am not going jogging again without taking a shit first. I was brown capping before I could get pff pf the trail"
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When you grab your boyfriend's dick like it's a gun, and pretend to shoot and kill people with it.
Often accompanied by sound effects.
Girl: Hey bby, want me to start poppin' caps? ;)
Boy: Aww fuck yeah bby ;D
Girl: Takes dick, proceeds to go *pew, pew, pew, kills millions*
Boy: -_________-
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Used when one wants to emphasize something. When something is REALLY something.
That's “CAPS LOCK” COOL or “CAPS LOCK” CRAZY!
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When your anal cavity is so loose if you do something as simple as farting , it pops out.
Omg did you see that guy in the bathroom with a loose cap? Ew.
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Verb: Coun-ter-cap
Coun-ter-cap. An effective method of capturing a flag in Modern Warfare 3. A tactic consisting of hiding in an enemys base until the support players make kills, before pulling the flag back to your base for a capture. This tactic was made popular by the Skitlite.PS3 team in early 2012, mostly by SMG player 'SkitFPS-HyPz'. The Tactic is agreed to be one of the most honourable ways to play capture the flag on the game
Wow, that team is a great team, they just counter-capped us !
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when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening
person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"
Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."
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