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When you're having sex with a girl doggystyle and right when you're about to finish you grab a diet coke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her ass and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like Old Faithful.
I was banging Shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so I pepped her bowels right up with some Mentos Diet Coke Magic!
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An obscure highly-questionable drink often endorsed by women in their early-to-mid 20s. The rum and coke or even whiskey and coke are the superior options as you're mixing darker alcohol types with darker mixers. However, rumor has it the vodka diet coke in particular has karaoke-boosting properties within one hour of consumption.
Madii: "People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?"
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A smoke diet created by the king himself ( D-money ), it consists of smoking 3 packs of marlboro reds every single day. 60 Cigarettes a day is hard achieve and it's an accomplishment if you manage to succesfully follow the d-money smoke diet.
d-money smoke diet became famous after d-money's internet fame skyrocketed on Discord and Twitter. He was invited to multiple late night shows as a guest, and also appeared in 2 hollywood movies.
Kanye: Yo why you smokin' so much dawg, that's super unhealthy and shi.. you feel me?
Lebron: nah G, i'm on the d-money smoke diet dawg. I saw it on twitter and had to give it a try, it's lowkey fire bro..
Kanye: oh shit, i been tryna call d-money and ask about that shit but he ain't never answer dawg.. The king is always busy asf you feel me?
Lebron: Yeah dawg just start smokin darts and you'll be ready to follow the d-money smoke diet in no time no cap G
1. A name that a person calls a dear loved one.
The moral of the story is never be different or question the existence of animals, or you will be lynched, my little low-carb diet burrito.
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The art of blending rum and caffeine free diet Pepsi into the ultimate low calorie, semi-healthy, party drink. Great for losing weight after the holiday season.
"Hey bartender! I'm trying to shed some on those holiday pounds. I'll have a Caffeine Free Diet Rumskiee."
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i actually don't know what shark tank keto diet pills are, i just saw a pop up ad with them and thought i should add it
shark tank keto diet pills
a healthy pepsi. it tastes like water
can i have some diet pepsi max?
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