Halo Syndrome, Is A Term For A Person Who Finds Halo And The Halo Series To Be The Best Game Ever, Ignoring All Other Games, Referring To Real Life As Being In Halo, Or Spending All Their Time Playing Halo And Then Realizing Their Real Life Sucks.
Guy With Halo Syndrome: Aw dude watch out! There's a jeep coming through filled with covenant! Don't worry I'll hit it with my war-hammer!
Normal Guy: .....Wtf is a covenant?
His grades are dropping fast. Why is he not at school?
He's got Halo syndrome.
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When you fuck a girl on her period and then take the blood off your dick and draw a halo around her forehead like Jesus. Similar to the dirty sanchez.
My girl was trying to act like a martyr so I gave her a bloody halo.
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Nike, General motors and a bunch of other Transnationals already have turnovers far far above the GDP of some LEDCs.
It's a well established fact that these transnationals can push the LEDC governments to change legislation in thier favour, with the threat of simply moving business elsewhere for a lower production cost. But remember, it's the governments of these LEDCs that have the final say, just allowing the scaremongers at the transnationals to trick them. Your theory that no government would have it in thier power to stop them is proposterous. Even at the very worst, they could simply become isolationist and nationalise all foreign owned business, a la Fidel Castro.
But think about it, suppose Nike didn't like the deal it was getting in Thailand, and moved production to somewhere else (been done before). Would the people of these countries feel better then, with no income at all? I think not.
The benefits of capitalism still outweigh the negatives. Communist governments have never contributed anything to the world except genocide and games of economic catchup.
=Communism does not benefit the human race.
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A game created by Bungie for people who can actually afford Xbox Live. Those who can't can continue to gripe about the campaign while those of us who can spare $50 a year have fun in Rumble Pit.
From the viewpoint of neither a fanboy, loser, virgin, or child, I can safely say Halo 2 kicks the ass.
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The act of getting dissed for playing Halo Reach over doing any other things such as:
A) getting laid by your significant other
B) getting the hell out of the house
C) being a productive member of society
Girl 1- "Why are you so bitchy today?"
Girl 2 - "I'm so pissed at him right now, I was dropping hints to him to come up and give me an Alaskan Pipeline, and he gave me a Halo Reacharound playing that damn game last night".
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When one goes to the airport and takes the first flight available, goes sight seeing wherever they end up and returns after a day or two. Also works with trains.
You: One way ticket please
Attendant: Where would you like to go?
You: Halo Jump, where ever the next plane is going
Attendant: We have one seat left to brisbane in 20 minutes?
You: I'll take it
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great game made by bungie until 343 industries ruined it with their title update.
"Do you want to go play Halo: Reach?"
"Sure"
"Oh wait, I forgot. They ruined it with a title update."
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